August 2010
3 posts
A cool crisp morning commute reminded me that summer is not endless.
Cops are horrible →
Apostles - triggers
Panic
Relief (x2)
Cool breeze, warm water
Fortune
Fire
Wind
Crewneck
February 2010
1 post
September 2009
4 posts
Denmark's national tourist agency has apologised... →
August 2009
3 posts
Jesus Christ you little fucks get outside for TEN... →
July 2009
1 post
Old timey racism is quaint and cute →
June 2009
2 posts
I gave my first bike away
In the summer of 2005, I walked into the Sibley Bike Depot and asked the bearded mechanic for a bicycle. Asked what I was looking for in a bicycle, I replied that I needed something to ride to work with “a few gears.” The man squinted and laughed and eventually found me a Schwinn World Sport about as old as I was. He said $75 but I told him all I had was $50. Deal.
It was rusty...
Politicians and Their Aides
http://www.post-gazette.com/pg/09150/973907-455.stm : “Orie aide accused of soliciting teen for ‘furry’ sex”
http://washingtonindependent.com/45075/tom-tancredo-and-the-n-word : “Tom Tancredo Staffer Pleads Guilty to Karate-Chopping Black Woman [After Calling Her the ‘N’ word]”
God bless America.
May 2009
3 posts
“Simply locking your bike to itself is like marrying your sibling, in that...”
– BSNYC
“I’m still waiting for the Master Chief to take off his helmet, revealing...”
– A nerd
ep1,2,3
http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090424144541950 http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090429130732151 http://www.xtranormal.com/watch?e=20090430130223934
April 2009
1 post
Human after all
@_@
March 2009
5 posts
http://www.badpaintingsofbarackobama.com/ →
Bite the hand... →
STILL RULES →
Get your Kirk on →
http://www.imsorryrush.com →
February 2009
6 posts
The RNC makes CNN turn into the Onion →
Real hobos →
“But also, Bristol, Connecticut, is the home of ESPN. And when I was in high...”
– the almost-VP in an interview with Esquire magazine
Science is a liberal conspiracy against morality →
January 2009
7 posts
Soon, the immortal jellyfish army will rise from... →
May it please you to be reminded
That the bird is the word.
The American Gallery of Juror Art →
A List for the New Year
1. Get bent
2. Sod off
3. Drop dead
December 2008
13 posts
Look at these idiots. They don't know what to do... →
This ballot was initially counted as a Franken... →
“I asked for a girl’s phone number and gave her a “scrap of...”
– from the Something Awful thread “What’s the most underhanded thing you’ve ever done/seen done for sex?” (probably fake but still awesome)
According to unconfirmed newspaper reports, the... →
“Americans will put up with anything provided it doesn’t block traffic.”
– Dan Rather (via victoriacarpenter)
“oh to be like Todd, to live the glorious life, but since I am not todd, I dream...”
– anonymous poet
What I Think: SAD Edition
pencilthin somehow misses the entire point of civilization, i.e. to tame and domesticate ourselves into more productive use.
pencilthin:
Seasonal Affective Disorder, or more cartoonishly named SAD, has once again, like every winter, broken in to the news cycle. A recent article on CNN.com had this to say:
A recent study led by Provencio shows that a genetic mutation in the eye could play a...
Can I get a
Woop woop?
I'm not so good at haikus
Oh well
Today, We Are All Minnesotans: A Tribute in Haiku...
Why hello white man,
I’m a lot like you, you see
Hunting coat, work boots
Holy crap the world almost ended... and it was... →
